Huge chess win tonight!
Take It Easy (Love Nothing)
Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.
Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen
What are some cool sex positions
standing at the ATM handin me all ur money
"People your age shouldn’t be playing video games"
"People your age shouldn’t be buying toys"
"People your age shouldn’t be…"
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed